Order cool, humorous gear designed by Meathead and custom printed by CafePress. Many items have the design printed front and back. They make perfect gifts for the food and drink lovers in your life. Below are the available designs and some of the captions.
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Aprons Men’s boxers Thongs T-shirts Golf shirts Sweatshirts Sweatsuits Hoodies Baby clothes Caps Beer mugs Coffee mugs Refrigerator Magnets Buttons Dog T-shirts Pet bowls Posters Prints Greeting cards Tiles Calendars Pillows Tote bags Postcards And more!
Porknography Nice Rack! Hot & Juicy Suck bones! Eat me! Succulent Got ribs? Allez Barbecue Jeet? BBQ Goddess BBQ God Saucy BBQ slut Chef Dad Dad’s Cooking! In ’68 I smoked pot. Now I smoke pork! KCBS BBQ Judge Smokin! I like it sloppy Let’s get sauced “Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.” William Shakespeare 225°F for 5 hours Mine are better than Adam’s ribs Today’s Menu If you don’t get it on you, you’re doin’ it wrong If you smoke it they will come Suidae Sus Pyromancer Flesh + Fire = Fun What’s cookin, good lookin? No boiled ribs Can I BBQ in Hell? Carpe Suidae
Chef is Prime & Well Aged Powered by charcoal Rare or go hungry BBQ Stud Mmmmmm Beef Whisperer 0% Vegetable King of the Grill Will grill for sex No leftovers Dad’s Bar & Grill Top Chef Grill Sergeant Bite me! Grate cook Nutritious delicious Recipe? Schmecipe! WWJD (What would Julia do?) Alton made me do it Ladies love my meat “Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.” Jackson Brown Carpe Carne
Wineaux Wineologist Winosseur Wines a lot Wine Goddess Wine Wench Wine Diva In vino veritas Suffers from pinot envy Wine makes my clothes fall off Designated drinker Got wine? You had me at pinot Momma needs a good pinot Aged to perfection I gave up lent for wine Corkscrew you Merlot Momma Pinot Papa Wine Geek I’m not drinking any f*ing Merlot Eat. Drink. Repeat. I drink. Therefore I am. I need a stiff one. Eat, Drink, & Re-marry. Save water. Drink wine. Wine goggles Drinks well with others L’chiam Professional wine judge Wanna corkscrew? Wine, women, song. All day long. A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and Thou Wine is God’s next best gift to man. If food is the flesh, wine is the soul.
Pitmaster hogwild for ribs Pigout at my place Got ribs? Tickle my ribs Want slaw with that? Got sauce? Have you had your ribs today? Chef Dad Make ribs, not war Bone Appétit! Eat. Drink. BBQ. King of the Grill Half man, half pork Where’s my beer? Get porked What’s cookin, good lookin?
Don’t call me a wienie! I’m a Chicago Hot Dog! Hot Dog Wienie lover You are what you eat My yard or yours? Bite me! Real chefs do it outdoors It’s OK. I’m a Cardiologist. Momma needs a wiener Can we be frank? Chicago Hot Dog: Well balanced meal Chicago Dog: World’s Best Dog Absolutely, positively, no ketchup. Fohgeddaboudit. Carpe Canis Also available